You flow and ebb,
The blood of the earth.
Just like I would.
Beauty or beast
And sometimes both.
what we want most.
So much unknown
about such a beautiful creature
I love every curve
and every feature.
You make me feel the most alive
Sitting all alone with you outside.
Some can not bare being with you
I really pity them, Big Baby Blue.
I wish for a world that can know your love
For now we sit here living above.
But oh, so soon will I know your secrets
Please don’t worry you know I’ll keep it.
I just need proof of your worth
Please, just one drop will give birth
To a world, all too familiar with me
To a world, deep under the sea.
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
so I got bored and decided to edit out their eyebrows lol
this is honestly terrifying
WHERE ARE THEIR TEETH
Dust devil on fire (warning, bad music). Imagine a mini-tornado with flaming tumbleweeds set to metal (well, don’t imagine, because it’s right here^).
How could someone say this is “bad music” it’s a FREAKING FIRE TORNADO! THIS IS WHAT METAL WAS INVENTED FOR!
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…