1. (via courtxscrewxdahmer)

    13 hours ago  /  493,744 notes  /  Source: idkcake

  2. Big Baby Blue

    You flow and ebb,

    The blood of the earth.

    Depositing, eroding

    Just like I would.

    Beauty or beast

    And sometimes both.

    You possess

    what we want most.


    So much unknown

    about such a beautiful creature

    I love every curve

    and every feature.

    You make me feel the most alive

    Sitting all alone with you outside.

    Some can not bare being with you

    I really pity them, Big Baby Blue.


    I wish for a world that can know your love

    For now we sit here living above.

    But oh, so soon will I know your secrets

    Please don’t worry you know I’ll keep it.

    I just need proof of your worth

    Please, just one drop will give birth

    To a world, all too familiar with me

    To a world, deep under the sea.

    14 hours ago  /  2 notes

  3. 1 week ago  /  369,733 notes  /  Source: pika-brew

  4. itssexualhour:

    so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

    (via thatonegayteletubby)

    1 week ago  /  122,903 notes  /  Source: itssexualhour

  5. brebuscus:

    frosty-butt:

    bobchesler:

    fuglyselfie:

    bobchesler:

    fuglyselfie:

    penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

    Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. image

    I fucking choked on my tea

    Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.image

    image

    fuCKINF SHIT

    (via carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt)

    3 weeks ago  /  268,424 notes  /  Source: fuglyselfie

  6. columbiaskies:

purepanic-aka-b:

tvska:

so I got bored and decided to edit out their eyebrows lol

this is honestly terrifying

WHERE ARE THEIR TEETH

    columbiaskies:

    purepanic-aka-b:

    tvska:

    so I got bored and decided to edit out their eyebrows lol

    this is honestly terrifying

    WHERE ARE THEIR TEETH

    (via zeroyalviking)

    3 weeks ago  /  94,542 notes  /  Source: tvska

  7. edwardspoonhands:

    climateadaptation:

    Dust devil on fire (warning, bad music). Imagine a mini-tornado with flaming tumbleweeds set to metal (well, don’t imagine, because it’s right here^).

    How could someone say this is “bad music” it’s a FREAKING FIRE TORNADO! THIS IS WHAT METAL WAS INVENTED FOR!

    3 weeks ago  /  1,858 notes  /  Source: climateadaptation

  8. zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

    image

    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

    image

    oh my god…

    (via starstome)

    1 month ago  /  484,337 notes  /  Source: offlcer

  9. 1 month ago  /  430,557 notes  /  Source: cantcontrolthegay

  10. photo

    photo

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    photo

    1 month ago  /  291,893 notes  /  Source: aurora-spirit